243pm EDT Tuesday--first ballot, black smoke
Raise your hand if you think they're toasting marshmallows...
More to follow. Cheers.
PS: Today's title is an exception to the rule--but it does reference a song title. Jerome Kern's "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" (Roberta, 1933) would have been better, maybe?
UPDATE: Wednesday afternoon, 3/13/13--We have a Pope--and he's a Jesuit from the Archdiocese of Buenos Aries who's taken the name Francis. The first American (albeit South American) pope. Long live Pope Francis! =-)